Soudani - سوداني

سألوا سوداني أيش يعجبك في قصص الأنبياء والصالحين ؟ قال والله كلها عبر وحكم وبالزات قصة أسيادنا أهل الكهف يا سلام عليهم
كبسوها نومه تلاتميةوتسع سنين

OSMAN told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.' OSMAN : 'So what?
Take an umbrella and go.'

Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
OSMAN : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

OSMAN : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
OSMAN - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

OSMAN in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

Once OSMAN was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so.
He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

How do you recognize OSMAN in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

OSMAN comes back 2 his car & find a note saying
'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
'Thanks for compliment.'

OSMAN complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
OSMAN : 'I was watching TV news...'

OSMAN : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
OSMAN : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again..

OSMAN : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister.
But if I die will u remarry?
OSMAN : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

OSMAN: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night..
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
OSMAN : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.

OSMAN : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical
College . Friend: Really, what is he studying.
OSMAN : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

OSMAN bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

سودنيه مزاجه رائق لبست قميص نوم عريان أحمر لزوجهاقالت دلعني قال الزول يافحمه مولعه

سوداني شاف أسد قال : عليك الله ما تاكلني قال الاسد : اصلا الدكتور ما نعني من المشويات

واحد سوداني ساعد مراءه قالت له بيض الله وجهك قال يا حجه مافيه امل

Soudani - سوداني

سألوا سوداني أيش يعجبك في قصص الأنبياء والصالحين ؟ قال والله كلها عبر وحكم وبالزات قصة أسيادنا أهل الكهف يا سلام عليهم كبسوها نومه تلاتميةوتسع سنين

OSMAN told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!' Servant: 'It's already raining.' OSMAN : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense OSMAN : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

OSMAN : Why are all these people running? Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup OSMAN - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

OSMAN in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

Once OSMAN was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

How do you recognize OSMAN in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

OSMAN comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine' He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

OSMAN complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.' Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?' OSMAN : 'I was watching TV news...'

OSMAN : People consider me as a 'GOD' Wife: How do you know?? OSMAN : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again..

OSMAN : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? OSMAN : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

OSMAN: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. OSMAN : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.

OSMAN : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College . Friend: Really, what is he studying. OSMAN : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

OSMAN bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

سودنيه مزاجه رائق لبست قميص نوم عريان أحمر لزوجهاقالت دلعني قال الزول يافحمه مولعه

سوداني شاف أسد قال : عليك الله ما تاكلني قال الاسد : اصلا الدكتور ما نعني من المشويات

واحد سوداني ساعد مراءه قالت له بيض الله وجهك قال يا حجه مافيه امل

سألوا سوداني أيش يعجبك في قصص الأنبياء والصالحين ؟ قال والله كلها عبر وحكم وبالزات قصة أسيادنا أهل الكهف يا سلام عليهم
كبسوها نومه تلاتميةوتسع سنين

OSMAN told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.' OSMAN : 'So what?
Take an umbrella and go.'

Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
OSMAN : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

OSMAN : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
OSMAN - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

OSMAN in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

Once OSMAN was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so.
He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

How do you recognize OSMAN in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

OSMAN comes back 2 his car & find a note saying
'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
'Thanks for compliment.'

OSMAN complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
OSMAN : 'I was watching TV news...'

OSMAN : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
OSMAN : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again..

OSMAN : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister.
But if I die will u remarry?
OSMAN : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

OSMAN: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night..
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
OSMAN : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.

OSMAN : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical
College . Friend: Really, what is he studying.
OSMAN : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

OSMAN bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'